ephlis01 SUMMER/FALL 2001 (THE LOST ISSUE): Part 19
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Moses aNd the TechnIcolor Dream Coat
One day God appeared to Moses during the crucifixion and told him he would give him the power to come down from the cross if he wore a Technicolor dream coat in his honor, proving his dedication and faith. Moses agreed and was fitted for the coat by a local tailor who had worked with other famous clientele including Andy Williams and Michael Caine.
But how long can you wear the same coat? One day Moses had enough and took the colorful coat off and God was mad. I mean really mad and it rained for forty days and nights. Moses said, “God, please make it stop raining.” To which God replied, “Put the coat on and I’ll think about it.”
Moses was light sensitive and the bad weather was having an effect on his mood, so he put the coat on and the rain stopped. He still was terribly unhappy about wearing the same coat every day, even though it was quite attractive. However, it was sunny and not really very warm, so it wasn’t so bad now.
