ephlis01 SUMMER/FALL 2001 (THE LOST ISSUE): Part 13
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CONGO
The Congolese civil war is the result of slow internet access.
24k.
They get so frustrated waiting for porn to download they kill one another.
SEXUAL FRUSTRATION = CIVIL WAR
Tribal elders decry the advent of technology.
It was better when all we had were a few dog-eared copies of Juggs and Swank.
We shared them.
Where’s Bono when you need him?
