ephlis01 SUMMER/FALL 2001 (THE LOST ISSUE): Part 16
Page 17: I Think Therefore I.M. Part 2 (Keys font):
I THINK THEREFORE I.M. (PART 2)
ACTUAL INSTANT MESSENGER EXCHANGES FROM THE WORKPLACE.
stnhsbks: what a nice day. it's a perfect day to just bum around. grab a coffee, sit on a bench, browse through some cds at a record store.
stnhsbks: smoke crack.
Dudekenny2: i know.
Dudekenny2: yeah.
Dudekenny2: yesterday all i did was clean my car & walk around outside.
Dudekenny2: i spent the whole day goofing off.
stnhsbks: and smoking crack.
Dudekenny2: (instead of looking for an apartment, or the other 1,000 things that need to be done...)
stnhsbks: what do the evangelicals say..."god will provide..."
stnhsbks: of course the evangelical drug addicts say, "god will provide...the crack."
Dudekenny2: right.
stnhsbks: right is right my friend. walk with jesus and you'll never have to worry where your next high comes from.
Dudekenny2: ha.
stnhsbks: i bet they passed around a bong at the last supper. the weed probably calmed jesus' nerves. of course, judas had the opposite reaction. he got all paranoid and shit and had to leave. he didn't want to betray the messiah, the weed was just too goddamn strong.
Dudekenny2: ha ha ha.
Dudekenny2: that is what happens when you call a dinner "the last supper" though. shit like that freaks me out.
Dudekenny2: even when i'm sober.
stnhsbks: yes.
Dudekenny2: i.e. not smoking crack.
